Clueless Cat Fails Pawrent’s Purrformance Review For Not Catching Rats And Having A Bad Attitude (Video)

Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor

May 14, 2024 2:00 PM EDT

Good Tuesday to all of you feline loving fanatics, and what a day it is. Usually, we kick things off on this day by acknowledging the bummer that comes with the point of no return of the working week. However, today we get to revel in this clueless cat's pitiful purrformance review. It is not often that a feline pawrent will pass judgement upon their feline fur baby, but this brave hooman decided that was exactly what he would do to mark the one year adoptaversarie of his cat.

From this facetious feline's inability to catch and eliminate rats, to her anti-social approach to social situations, to her preference for giving hisses everyday rather than kisses. According to this pawrent, this clawminal catto certainly is not pulling her weight. But, alas, there are not enough reviews in the world to make him give up his feline queen. But it is good to see that we feline pawrents can vent about our cats on social media without too much fear of feline repercussions.

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"This is my barn cat and her name is Gary. She has one job and isn't good at it"

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Now, we do need to take this moment to add a caveat for as to why this cat might be shirking her responsibilities and duties. The reason being she was named after a male plumber. Which is offensive enough for a hooman, but for a cat to experience this is simply too much. We might consider being lazy and anti-social too…
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Though, considering her background as a barn cat you would image that she would all about the hunt. All about cozy cuddles in hay of the barn. Come to think of it, being a barn cat might be better than being a house cat. You get almost all the same benefits of being an indoor cat, just without the pesky pestering hoomans trying to pet and poke you all the time.
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